Does every straight couple look like Beckham and Posh Spice?

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another reindeer was made.

Run Doom on it.

Coming from Fox News, i assume the dog is dead and the hiker never existed.

Nintendo Entertainment System!

The math books never prepared us for this!

But still not as tragic as having to watch the content.

Why is the flag both striped and the EU flag?

Also, alcohol is produced naturally by microorganisms everywhere.

4ft is 1,2m.

I never knew a pile of processed meat with no ability of thought or expression could be so life-like. Truly a work of art.

.. enis?

You have a kink.

Same Eagle, different liver.

No thank you, I've dodged that bullet for ten years now and I'm not going back. Freeedooom!!

He's not wrong though.

-Mom, Karl is swearing!
-All I said was "I buy pink sheet".

I'm always amazed that people find this luxurious. Like, that's worse than the crappiest flats I've lived in. What kind of third world country do you live in, and why haven't the CIA instigated a coup there yet?!

Moooojestic.

That's the smile of a cat who cut your brake lines last night.