I mean, they're not wrong.

This could've been anyone of us, working the mines through our childhood instead of learning and playing, but the damn unions destroyed everything.

That's why I love cats.

Oh cool, they built the city from Assassin's Creed II!

"It is popularly held in Brazil that their native citizen Alberto Santos-Dumont was the first successful aviator, discounting the Wright brothers' claim because their Flyer took off from a rail, and in later flights would sometimes employ a catapult."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claims_to_the_first_powered_flight

The tiniest froggo!

I see what you did there.

Happy Birthday, doggo!

Because you don't become a drug dealer if you're not already a bit of an arsehole.

So that's where all my files went when I emptied windows recycle bin all those times in the nineties.

Well, take them down. It's 2024.

Perhaps beauty is used as a metaphor for popularity or something I dunno.

I think the government is behind it!

Batfish and Spiny Devilfish are fish that cannot swim. Instead, these fish walk across the ocean or seafloor with the help of their pectoral, anal, and pelvic fins that act as legs.

I've never found a souvenir with my name on it.

Turns out one of his ancestors was conceived through rape. What kind of arseholes would make fun of that?

This is like decorating your car with a swastika in 1937.

Wow, how can a guy like that be single?