If the show Ugly Americans has taught me anything, it's that the Gay Pride Parade keeps the power grid working.

See, this is what happens when Tucker doesn't get snickers dick veins in his mouth.

Sucking a peppermint helps.

It's at the question mark.

The UN needs to send peace keepers to Lydia.

Holy shit, I thought it was bundles of femurs at first.

What every conspiracy theorist seems to miss is that, while moon landing really happened, they faked the astronauts. I looked it up and turns out they just put a bunch of airforce pilots in space suits. I'm pretty sure the government is behind NASA. Do your own research.

No no, you have a point.

Hitchcock; *writing furiously*

Floof!

Chores?

I hear the company isn't doing so great. They may have to let Herbert go.

That's what Roe vs Wade was for.

I mean, they're not wrong.

This could've been anyone of us, working the mines through our childhood instead of learning and playing, but the damn unions destroyed everything.

That's why I love cats.

Oh cool, they built the city from Assassin's Creed II!

"It is popularly held in Brazil that their native citizen Alberto Santos-Dumont was the first successful aviator, discounting the Wright brothers' claim because their Flyer took off from a rail, and in later flights would sometimes employ a catapult."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claims_to_the_first_powered_flight