Pluck your ears and eyebrows and trim the nose hair. Takes ten years off your looks.

Heck yeah, I have a wild power fantasy where I inherit millions so I can buy houses for all my friends and pay off all their loans.

Early days at Milliways.

Unless it's a baby elephant.

Won't someone please think of rich people's yacht money!

Ask General Motors and IBM the same.

If the show Ugly Americans has taught me anything, it's that the Gay Pride Parade keeps the power grid working.

See, this is what happens when Tucker doesn't get snickers dick veins in his mouth.

Sucking a peppermint helps.

It's at the question mark.

The UN needs to send peace keepers to Lydia.

Holy shit, I thought it was bundles of femurs at first.

What every conspiracy theorist seems to miss is that, while moon landing really happened, they faked the astronauts. I looked it up and turns out they just put a bunch of airforce pilots in space suits. I'm pretty sure the government is behind NASA. Do your own research.

No no, you have a point.

Hitchcock; *writing furiously*

Floof!

Chores?

I hear the company isn't doing so great. They may have to let Herbert go.

That's what Roe vs Wade was for.