Okay, you could do that i suppose but, and hear me out, you could also just be a kind, trustworthy man with a genuine personality, who expresses yourself in a healthy way. Just saying that might work to and it's less dying from bear attack.

Well, someone woke up on the wrong side today.

The original proposition is about the distinction between men, women and bears. The added context fails to make this distinction. Let me know if there's some deep mystery to you there.

Why would i poke a bear, or a man for that matter? Bears generally don't attack unless provoked, unlike a lot of men I've had the great misfortune to meet.

Heckin'yeah! If I meet a bear on a hike I keep walking and don't disturb them. When I see another guy I politely say hi and think of where I keep my knife.

Yeah, basically.

No, i prefer peaceful, nice creatures. That's why I prefer the bear.

Do you haz tiny butt?