karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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What do you call this? 9 comments
karlboll
· 27 weeks ago
A late capitalism innovation.
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Uh oh ya’ll, we in trouble… 1 comments
karlboll
· 27 weeks ago
Oh great, the toxic parent who ghosted us for two thousand years wanna "talk". No, god. We don't need to talk, YOU need to talk. We've moved on. Go bother someone else.
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Heh 1 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
Dang, girl! Are you the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics? Because I just had a spontaneous process that increased the entropy of the universe.
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Well? 2 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
Heck, I'd take the woman driving over most men driving any day. Never had a woman driving go "Check this out" and then proceed to try reach the vehicle top speed on a narrow street, or go to her car after shooting ten Jägers. Frankly, I suspect a lot of bears could easily be better drivers than some men.
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Met Wayne on a road trip, he has been carrying a picture of his pride and joy for 50 years 1 comments
Literally hide your kids 1 comments
Sable footy acrobatic 1 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
I'll not saying Aldous Huxley predicted this but he got pretty fucking close.
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Pub employee who specifically employed to carry wasted customers to their homes. 1960s, 2 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
That just sounds like me an my mates, walking home from the pub with extra steps.
Browningus pewpewonum 5 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
I know right. I hate the idea of a machine for killing people, but I love the design parameters of a machine that has to deal with heat, pressure, dirt and shaking while performing repetitive functions. The design has to be simple and rugged.
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Peak GenX - Riding your bike down the middle of the street, standing on the banana seat, 1 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
Can confirm. We did shit like that all the time, sometimes while shooting fireworks and jumping gravel pits. And no one, I mean no one, wore a helmet.
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Low-budget layered double-blind 1 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
I know people are going to think I'm wierd and "one of those" but I really don't think humans are advanced enough to build that. Think about it. It's just to much mass to move around with that much precision. We just don't have the technology for if. And then making it look like a giant eyeball? That has to be built by aliens, right?
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I know what I’m making 3 comments
A-Aurora Borealis? 3 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
Oh yeah, there was a pretty big solar flare two days ago. We had aurora borealis over here to.
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Bruising dropped fast 4 comments
Sheilas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
I'm still not going for the bloke. Recon I could talk the roo outta bein an arse.
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The original copy of Monopoly, invented to warn of the dangers of Land Speculation, and 1 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
The only amount of money on the board that's still relatable is the wages.
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Browningus pewpewonum 5 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
Fun fact. A pocket watch contains about 44 parts. A Glock only has 34.
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Browningus pewpewonum 5 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
I'm fascinated by this idea. Someone told me the magic field at Hogwarts prevents anything more advanced than a pocket watch from working properly, but a Gatling gun can be made less complicated than a pocket watch.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
karlboll
· 28 weeks ago
Well, is a bit like Russian roulette. Most of the revolvers chambers are harmless. You just don't know which one the hammer is going to strike this time. You'll prolly be fine, but if you aren't you're really in trouble. You can't know in advance and if it's the wrong kinda guy then you just made yourself known.
The nice thing about bears is that they're very predictable. Mind your own business and you'll prolly be fine. But if you do get attacked you're most likely dead and won't have to meet that bear every other weekend to hand over your kids to them.
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Edited 28 weeks ago
The nice thing about bears is that they're very predictable. Mind your own business and you'll prolly be fine. But if you do get attacked you're most likely dead and won't have to meet that bear every other weekend to hand over your kids to them.
