karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll
· 23 weeks ago
I always do, king.
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The Father Must Be Chester Cheetah 4 comments
What do you call this? 9 comments
karlboll
· 23 weeks ago
Thanks for the downvotes. Keep them coming. I'm trying to get off the leaderboard for next year.
You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll
· 23 weeks ago
Thanks. Yeah, it sucked and it took time to trust people again. But I found better friends and lovers. <3
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You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll
· 23 weeks ago
Nah, I was in love and asked her to stay. She dumped me a few years later and took my best friend with her.
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You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll
· 23 weeks ago
At 20, when a friend died unexpectedly, my girlfriend told me to focus on the living or she's leaving me.
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I identify as a M18A1 1 comments
Uh oh ya’ll, we in trouble… 1 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
Oh great, the toxic parent who ghosted us for two thousand years wanna "talk". No, god. We don't need to talk, YOU need to talk. We've moved on. Go bother someone else.
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Edited 24 weeks ago
Heh 1 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
Dang, girl! Are you the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics? Because I just had a spontaneous process that increased the entropy of the universe.
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Well? 2 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
Heck, I'd take the woman driving over most men driving any day. Never had a woman driving go "Check this out" and then proceed to try reach the vehicle top speed on a narrow street, or go to her car after shooting ten Jägers. Frankly, I suspect a lot of bears could easily be better drivers than some men.
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Met Wayne on a road trip, he has been carrying a picture of his pride and joy for 50 years 1 comments
Literally hide your kids 1 comments
Sable footy acrobatic 1 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
I'll not saying Aldous Huxley predicted this but he got pretty fucking close.
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Pub employee who specifically employed to carry wasted customers to their homes. 1960s, 2 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
That just sounds like me an my mates, walking home from the pub with extra steps.
Browningus pewpewonum 5 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
I know right. I hate the idea of a machine for killing people, but I love the design parameters of a machine that has to deal with heat, pressure, dirt and shaking while performing repetitive functions. The design has to be simple and rugged.
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Peak GenX - Riding your bike down the middle of the street, standing on the banana seat, 1 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
Can confirm. We did shit like that all the time, sometimes while shooting fireworks and jumping gravel pits. And no one, I mean no one, wore a helmet.
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Low-budget layered double-blind 1 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
I know people are going to think I'm wierd and "one of those" but I really don't think humans are advanced enough to build that. Think about it. It's just to much mass to move around with that much precision. We just don't have the technology for if. And then making it look like a giant eyeball? That has to be built by aliens, right?
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I know what I’m making 3 comments
A-Aurora Borealis? 3 comments
karlboll
· 24 weeks ago
Oh yeah, there was a pretty big solar flare two days ago. We had aurora borealis over here to.
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Bruising dropped fast 4 comments
