karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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This is Yoshi 1 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
Henlo, Yoshi <3
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Priced Emu 2 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
Those kids grew up.
The egg that I was going to boil to eat just eliminated my appetite 2 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
If you can't eat something because it reminds you of dick I feel sorry for you. You are weak and your bloodline is weak, you will not survive the winter.
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Your new empire? 1 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
This is why I don't follow sports. It seems so complicated. Some dude doesn't get a haircut and now I have to have an opinion? No thanks.
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Huh 2 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
Good career choice.
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What does prefer? I drink coffee 3 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
I used to get up a six every morning to read the news and get real good and angry to start my day, then i had coffee to relax. But that initial surge of adrenaline really got me through the day.
I love the library! 1 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
Renewed my library card today.
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Innocent until proven guilty 2 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
Kitteh iz innocent. Was framed by doggo!
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The stupidity .. it burns 3 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
That would still be a pronoun though.
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Veritable shrill variable 1 comments
karlboll · 26 weeks ago
That guy loss like he's got at least 500 years of aristocratic breeding and can barely speak without sneering.
Ahead Bee 12 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
I'm retired.
Well, now I have to know 1 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
With the mouse.
Hello? Based department? 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
True
Hello? Based department? 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
I've been top poster for almost two years now, and I'm not used to it. I honestly don't know what to do with it. I feel a little bit stressed about it tbh.
· Edited 27 weeks ago
Hello? Based department? 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
Yeah, but I'm hoping to get off the leaderboard for next year so the snowflakes are doing me a favour.
Hello? Based department? 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
His name is Robert Galbraith, not JK Rowling.
You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
I always do, king.
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The Father Must Be Chester Cheetah 4 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
*gasp* We we're the Cheetos all along!
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What do you call this? 9 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
Thanks for the downvotes. Keep them coming. I'm trying to get off the leaderboard for next year.
You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
Thanks. Yeah, it sucked and it took time to trust people again. But I found better friends and lovers. <3
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The Father Must Be Chester Cheetah 4 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
But they look very sweet.
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You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
Nah, I was in love and asked her to stay. She dumped me a few years later and took my best friend with her.
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You go to homeboys for emotional support with a beer a bonfire 8 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
At 20, when a friend died unexpectedly, my girlfriend told me to focus on the living or she's leaving me.
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I identify as a M18A1 1 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
That is a very messy way to off yourself.
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What do you call this? 9 comments
karlboll · 27 weeks ago
A late capitalism innovation.