They really captured his eyes.

Oat milk is better.

I see the presence of three sharks has the printer sufficiently terrified not to be out of cyan.

You shouldn't trust anything blindly, but that's no excuse to go around just making shit up.

Yeah, but in -81 this was amazing. What's even more amazing is that the Z80 CPU, the heart of the TRS80 and many other microcomputers, ended production this year after 48 years.

This is my new favorite conspiracy theory.

The Shit - Really good.

Yeah, but kind people have better friends and also they have friends.

Nice try, but that's just a picture of Tilda Swinton.

Stupid sign. You can't tell me what to do!

Actually, that's why they hang at different heights. So you can cross your legs without crushing your testicles. Evolution is neat like that.

Yeah, I think it's the stuff "that could affect people's lives" that is the whole point of making them public.

Does it have a dial tone?

I thought I was being clever, but there's at least three JavaScript libraries called "zygote.js".

I think they usually drain your life force or give you a curse that slowly consume you.

NTA

Americans can't afford a whole door?

*criticism loosely based on a half remembered article on post colonialism*

What, no ketchup?

Apparently, according to the original manga she's born in 1977 and today is her 47'th birthday. Feel old yet?

Moo I'm a cow, bitch!

Imagine fighting against free healthcare and for the right to be mercilessly exploited by your boss, and thinking you're not the crazy one.