Real men aren't attracted to women.

If you don't pay, you're not the customer.

As someone who's home is 95% IKEA, I'm surprised this needs to be pointed out. What they mean is that you screw n the screw but not all the way tight, to leave some wiggle room when connecting the other pieces. Then screw them in, but not tight. Last, when the whole thing is put together, you tighten all the screws. Take care not too over tighten since this will break the wood or plastic, and come back a month later and retighten everything, since the wood has moved and settled a bit. This will make even the cheapest IKEA shelf stay good for decades.

In the nineties TV families like the Simpsons or the Bundys (Married with Children) where considered poor. People today work harder than ever, for less money, to afford a lifestyle that people thirty years ago made fun of, and you can't even afford medical attention. That's how bad it's gotten.

Nazis gonna nazi.

If not fren, why such boopable snoot?

Very satisfying.

But it's cool to use the urinal if you're not circumcised?

I'd hate to run into whoever blew their mind.

Mmmmm .. forbidden chocolate frog. *drool*

There's a coming of age movie in there somewhere.

Nah, it's too late for the boomers but Gen X might do it ironically, and the Millennials might do it for the lulz.

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What's difficult about it? It says it at the bottom of the screen and it's been the quit command for decades on lots of systems.

Yeah, it's almost as if there's some sort of political agenda to roll back rights regardless of who it hurts.

It's only a joke if it's actually funny.

Feed them to the Mind Goblin.

Coming along to support her in her hour of need. That shows commitment and empathy. Way to step up and well done, Brian.