That's dystopian AF.

Is this that Sexual Healing I've heard so much about?

Nah, your son's already cooler than you are.

Y'all kept losing the lids and now I have to get annoyed everytime I want a pop.

Companies typically invest heavily in office space and expect a return on that investment.

Real men aren't attracted to women.

If you don't pay, you're not the customer.

As someone who's home is 95% IKEA, I'm surprised this needs to be pointed out. What they mean is that you screw n the screw but not all the way tight, to leave some wiggle room when connecting the other pieces. Then screw them in, but not tight. Last, when the whole thing is put together, you tighten all the screws. Take care not too over tighten since this will break the wood or plastic, and come back a month later and retighten everything, since the wood has moved and settled a bit. This will make even the cheapest IKEA shelf stay good for decades.

In the nineties TV families like the Simpsons or the Bundys (Married with Children) where considered poor. People today work harder than ever, for less money, to afford a lifestyle that people thirty years ago made fun of, and you can't even afford medical attention. That's how bad it's gotten.

Nazis gonna nazi.

If not fren, why such boopable snoot?

Very satisfying.

But it's cool to use the urinal if you're not circumcised?

I'd hate to run into whoever blew their mind.

Mmmmm .. forbidden chocolate frog. *drool*