karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 5 comments
karlboll
· 10 weeks ago
Yes, but vegans avoid eating animal life. Carrots are alive too, but they're plants.
Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 5 comments
karlboll
· 10 weeks ago
It's a fungi, so neither plant nor animal but a secret, horrific, third thing.
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My brother in his new apartment 2 comments
Icy midair unwelcome 3 comments
karlboll
· 11 weeks ago
A friend of mine doesn't have a belly button (because of reasons). Favourite joke is telling people it's because she's a IVF test tube baby.
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Total knife ear death 1 comments
For five years I diligently made sure I put my hiking socks on the correct feet. Never 1 comments
karlboll
· 12 weeks ago
r/funny
"For five years I diligently made sure I put my hiking socks on the correct feet. Never crossed my mind that I always picked the left one first. Today I realised I had bought large socks."
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"For five years I diligently made sure I put my hiking socks on the correct feet. Never crossed my mind that I always picked the left one first. Today I realised I had bought large socks."
This railing on gazebo in Naples, Italy has braille describing the view for blind people 1 comments
karlboll
· 12 weeks ago
Imagine going out for some fresh air, and there's homework on the railing.
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Lol, lmao :) 3 comments
karlboll
· 12 weeks ago
So, what you're saying is that, if even Swift knows, you have to be a right idiot to vote for the old guy with dementia?
Racist rally 1959 3 comments
I think this picture speaks for itself 1 comments
Caffeine Superpowers 4 comments
Found this in the wild today, great word play! 1 comments
karlboll
· 13 weeks ago
You're not making Christianity better, you're just making puns and ketchup worse.
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Don't trust women 2 comments
karlboll
· 13 weeks ago
That's factually a lie.
"The main finding of The Turnaway Study is that receiving an abortion does not harm the health and wellbeing of women, but in fact, being denied an abortion results in worse financial, health and family outcomes."
https://www.ansirh.org/research/ongoing/turnaway-study
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"The main finding of The Turnaway Study is that receiving an abortion does not harm the health and wellbeing of women, but in fact, being denied an abortion results in worse financial, health and family outcomes."
https://www.ansirh.org/research/ongoing/turnaway-study
Fertile Reindeer 2 comments
karlboll
· 15 weeks ago
"I will create plagues and famine and corrupt men's hearts!"
*turns on the news*
"Yeah, we got that covered already. Have you considered changing career?"
*turns on the news*
"Yeah, we got that covered already. Have you considered changing career?"