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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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He he he 2 comments
karlboll · 11 hours ago
A missed opportunity and unintended pun. Thank you!
Damn, fortune cookies have gone down in quality 1 comments
karlboll · 16 hours ago
Standards are falling everywhere.
My 1977 Triumph Spitfire next to a couple of Fords on 44’s 1 comments
karlboll · 16 hours ago
Big Vs Small dick energy.
Now your favorite bloggers are working in a parking lot - Parking Tycoon Business 1 comments
karlboll · 17 hours ago
I can't understand how simulators went from tanks, commercial aircraft and WWII dogfighting to .. menial jobs.
Life is getting expensive 2 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
No, that would be communism and we can't have that because then people would starve and die from preventable diseases and be homeless and .. wait a minute!
Smh Yet Another Media Celebrity Ruins Their Career and Public Imagine 5 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
I think anyone should be able to run, felon or not. Otherwise it would be possible to control who holds a democratically elected office by controlling the legal system. What appals me is that Americans can lose their vote if convicted, that limits the vote in socio-economically disadvantaged groups.
The democratic problem of Trump running for office is that the two party system, in the US, then only have one reasonable candidate and this reduces representation for conservative voters who aren't complete idiots.
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Smh Yet Another Media Celebrity Ruins Their Career and Public Imagine 5 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
He's probably not getting locked up since it's his first felonies, that he's been convicted of. Most like a fine and probation but he will have to ask his parole officer to leave the state. His supporters are unlikely to care about this and he's still expected to be the Republican presidential candidates, which tells you everything you need to know about that party imho.
When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!) 2 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
I can just imagine the electronics bugging, locking you out, because of the battery or online service running out.
Wonderful 1 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
If your partner absolutely, positively have to be up at eight and you don't .. get up at seven, make them breakfast and stop complaining about working people.
The kids are gonna be okay 5 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
It's called "Reclamation" and is a very powerful strategy when used by a large enough group. By using the slurs ourselves they become ours, and can't be used against us anymore. Prominent examples are "queer" and the N-word.
I'm back :3 1 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Meminglessness is it's own pun-ishment.
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Lawl 1 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Three man moon t-shirt.
Hoc suave powerless 2 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Okay, but have you had pistachio gelato and pistachios? Those are two very different flavours.
Now you know 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Holy shite, imagine escaping North Korea and treating yourself to Disneyland, only to run into the Supreme Leader and his kid at the churros stand.
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Dammit 4 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Same, but the difference for me was that schools here don't prioritize sports and guns are heavily regulated here. It's just the toxic culture that let's sociopaths run free.
Dammit 4 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Yeah, people make it out like its sooo common but its only around 40 school shootings per year, with less than a hundred casualties. So what if it's the only country it happens in? American kids lives don't matter!
Brawny plucky imminent 2 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Arson.
This is Yoshi 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Henlo, Yoshi <3
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Priced Emu 2 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Those kids grew up.
The egg that I was going to boil to eat just eliminated my appetite 2 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
If you can't eat something because it reminds you of dick I feel sorry for you. You are weak and your bloodline is weak, you will not survive the winter.
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Your new empire? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
This is why I don't follow sports. It seems so complicated. Some dude doesn't get a haircut and now I have to have an opinion? No thanks.
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Huh 2 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Good career choice.
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What does prefer? I drink coffee 3 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
I used to get up a six every morning to read the news and get real good and angry to start my day, then i had coffee to relax. But that initial surge of adrenaline really got me through the day.
I love the library! 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Renewed my library card today.
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