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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Who the Hell is JEFF? 1 comments
karlboll · 23 hours ago
Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion Project, an international collaboration to create a library of nuclear data.
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Cheems 1 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
*takes a meme*
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NY Fireman Tim Duffy rides into the city on his motorcycle on 9-11 6 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
You think I'm joking? It was hell, I tells ya. Well, it would've been if hell had been invented back then. When we died we just came back and did it all over again.
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The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
Yes, and also oral sex and paedophilia because those are totally the same thing apparently.
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NY Fireman Tim Duffy rides into the city on his motorcycle on 9-11 6 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
You were lucky! Oh, how i dreamed of a second dimension. We had to walk fifteen abstractions at zero Kelvin uphill both ways every day to go to school in the dark.
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NY Fireman Tim Duffy rides into the city on his motorcycle on 9-11 6 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
Bro, it was even before 3D.
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The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
It's true. It used to be illegal to be gay, but was changed to an illness in 1944. In 1955 payed sick leave was instituted. After many years of petitioning the government to remove homosexuality as an illness, people just started calling in gay. The law changed really fast after that.
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Lawl 1 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
Autocorrect strikes again!
What was the color of the bear? 3 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
At least she doesn't have to visit the bears relatives every holiday for their kids sake, or meet the bear in court while being questioned about what she was wearing at the time of the attack.
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Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
It's super cute .. for a nazi fighter plane.
(;´∀`)
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What kind of dad would publish his deceased daughter's private diary for money? 2 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Anne Frank would've had her 95'th birthday in two days, but instead she died from torture at 16 years old because "jokes" like these were considered funny.
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Froggo Has Leaf for You 3 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Yes UwU
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Accented short-lived unforeseen 3 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Abortions are usually performed to save a life to.
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Who the hell does that? 1 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Ex gf was a vegetarian and didn't want meat in the house. Basically did this every once in a while.
Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Messerschmitt Me 163 Komet, for anyone interested.
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The perfect woman 1 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Neat. Mine is zygote, the fusion between a sperm and an egg cell before they start dividing. It's full of as yet unrealised potential, it's the last word in the dictionary and mad points on Scrabble.
Go all out 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
So about ten centimeters?
Quirky frail sorrowful 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Ögontjänare is a Swedish expression, lit. Eye Servant. It describes someone who only does right when somebody in authority is watching but is an absolute arsehat otherwise.
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I'm sorry what? 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
A
Coffee Maker-chan 7 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
*senpai has noticed you*
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*Shocked Pikachu Face* 2 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Dang, the GOP alienating queers? What's next, alienating POC? Immigrants? The differently abled? Women?
What Two Millenia Do to a Mother-Faither 2 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Everyone talks about the time we stole the rainbow but we do other stuff to like Thor's hammer and we had Zeus lightning for a while.
Homophobia iridium, to be precise 2 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Nah, homo means same. When it's two different things it's heterophobia.
A kid with a self-made wooden bicycle, 1912 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
These where pretty common in country side for a long time.
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Oceanic magnificent open 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Capitali .. erhm I mean Monopoly wouldn't be playable otherwise.