karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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They are both 7 months old and sleep in the same position 1 comments
karlboll
· 19 hours ago
Aaaaaw <3
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Sheilas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 comments
karlboll
· 19 hours ago
I'm still not going for the bloke. Recon I could talk the roo outta bein an arse.
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Browningus pewpewonum 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 day ago
Fun fact. A pocket watch contains about 44 parts. A Glock only has 34.
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Browningus pewpewonum 3 comments
karlboll
· 1 day ago
I'm fascinated by this idea. Someone told me the magic field at Hogwarts prevents anything more advanced than a pocket watch from working properly, but a Gatling gun can be made less complicated than a pocket watch.
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Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
karlboll
· 1 day ago
Well, is a bit like Russian roulette. Most of the revolvers chambers are harmless. You just don't know which one the hammer is going to strike this time. You'll prolly be fine, but if you aren't you're really in trouble. You can't know in advance and if it's the wrong kinda guy then you just made yourself known.
The nice thing about bears is that they're very predictable. Mind your own business and you'll prolly be fine. But if you do get attacked you're most likely dead and won't have to meet that bear every other weekend to hand over your kids to them.
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The nice thing about bears is that they're very predictable. Mind your own business and you'll prolly be fine. But if you do get attacked you're most likely dead and won't have to meet that bear every other weekend to hand over your kids to them.
After they did "their own research" 2 comments
karlboll
· 2 days ago
I mean, that is what happened. There was a surge of patients who poisoned themselves with Ivermectin. And let's not forget the people who drank bleach and injected disinfectant because ol'orange said it might help.
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Perspective 3 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
The Art of War is about Sun Tzü being tired of fighting incompetent generals and wanting a challenge .. but not too much of a challenge.
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bear 3 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
Yeah, if she didn't want to get mauled by a bear she should've stayed at home and not gone out. Besides, I've gone out lots and I've never been mauled by a bear so she's probably lying.
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Lawl 3 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
Not to be "that guy" but I've heard women who date women complain about much the same problem. Our cultures have taught us that men should make the first move and when we don't, a lot of women don't know how. Frankly, a lot of men don't know how either so it usually comes down to one party taking the initiative.
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Ah, That's Hot. That's Hot 3 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
No no, this is good. Lava is good.
*whispers* be quite and don't upset the magical shark demon who is apparently able to summon lava and trees and gods only know what
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*whispers* be quite and don't upset the magical shark demon who is apparently able to summon lava and trees and gods only know what
I've never even been on a big wooden boat 1 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
I haven't had a call to adventure in a long time. Starting to worry that I'm in the final season and the producers are planning a series of prequels, starring someone much younger who looks nothing like me.
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loss 3 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
Information, much like a virus, spreads from person to person, often mutating into new forms.
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bear 3 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
Not all bears are like that! Some women make false accusations against bears just to get attention! Bear attacks aren't even that common unless you're drunk or wearing a suit made of bacon!
Gentlemen, they've been telling us for years. Listen to them. 6 comments
karlboll
· 3 days ago
Okay, you could do that i suppose but, and hear me out, you could also just be a kind, trustworthy man with a genuine personality, who expresses yourself in a healthy way. Just saying that might work to and it's less dying from bear attack.
