Anne Frank would've had her 95'th birthday in two days, but instead she died from torture at 16 years old because "jokes" like these were considered funny.

Abortions are usually performed to save a life to.

Ex gf was a vegetarian and didn't want meat in the house. Basically did this every once in a while.

Messerschmitt Me 163 Komet, for anyone interested.

Neat. Mine is zygote, the fusion between a sperm and an egg cell before they start dividing. It's full of as yet unrealised potential, it's the last word in the dictionary and mad points on Scrabble.

So about ten centimeters?

Ögontjänare is a Swedish expression, lit. Eye Servant. It describes someone who only does right when somebody in authority is watching but is an absolute arsehat otherwise.

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*senpai has noticed you*

Dang, the GOP alienating queers? What's next, alienating POC? Immigrants? The differently abled? Women?

Nah, homo means same. When it's two different things it's heterophobia.

These where pretty common in country side for a long time.

Capitali .. erhm I mean Monopoly wouldn't be playable otherwise.

He talks like peoples thinks!

I'm wearing almost exactly this right now.

Because you're more likely to remember absurdity.

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Standards are falling everywhere.

Big Vs Small dick energy.

I can't understand how simulators went from tanks, commercial aircraft and WWII dogfighting to .. menial jobs.

No, that would be communism and we can't have that because then people would starve and die from preventable diseases and be homeless and .. wait a minute!