At 20, when a friend died unexpectedly, my girlfriend told me to focus on the living or she's leaving me.

That is a very messy way to off yourself.

A late capitalism innovation.

Oh great, the toxic parent who ghosted us for two thousand years wanna "talk". No, god. We don't need to talk, YOU need to talk. We've moved on. Go bother someone else.

Dang, girl! Are you the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics? Because I just had a spontaneous process that increased the entropy of the universe.

Heck, I'd take the woman driving over most men driving any day. Never had a woman driving go "Check this out" and then proceed to try reach the vehicle top speed on a narrow street, or go to her car after shooting ten Jägers. Frankly, I suspect a lot of bears could easily be better drivers than some men.

This man is a legend in his own lifetime.

Oooh, but I would watch the heck out of this!

I'll not saying Aldous Huxley predicted this but he got pretty fucking close.

That just sounds like me an my mates, walking home from the pub with extra steps.

*softly*
don't

Damn, that's crazy.

Can confirm. We did shit like that all the time, sometimes while shooting fireworks and jumping gravel pits. And no one, I mean no one, wore a helmet.

I know people are going to think I'm wierd and "one of those" but I really don't think humans are advanced enough to build that. Think about it. It's just to much mass to move around with that much precision. We just don't have the technology for if. And then making it look like a giant eyeball? That has to be built by aliens, right?

That's what happens when you don't git off mah lawn!

Oh yeah, there was a pretty big solar flare two days ago. We had aurora borealis over here to.

We don't. We just wait until we're alone before we cry.

Aaaaaw <3