I'm 47, milfs are just attractive young women.

Dumb fact : Jobs died of a rare form of pancreatic cancer, and the unusual thing about that form of cancer is that it's easily treatable. He could've been fine except he was convinced he was smarter than the doctors because he'd read an article about how you can cure cancer by drinking fruit juice.

Curses! Foiled again!

That's not even a joke. I've been complemented on my use of soap and deodorant. Like girl, I'm so sorry standards are so low.

That's ridiculous. The oldest cheesemakers still in business is the The Barber family who started making cheese on their Somerset farm in 1833 and are now the oldest surviving cheddar-makers in the world.

F

At least the billion dollars are fine.

Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Honestly, who did the wiring on these flesh mechs?

They tried to stop him, but he's to slippery.

Am I the only one who has all the entertainment I'll ever need inside my own head?

Diogenesian geometry.

I think it's really telling how the world came together, after WWI,I and decided that racism is a crime against humanity. And then kept doing it anyway.

Not if you live in London in 1917.

I should put something like this on my fridge.

So they agree the workers job is more important than theirs.

Either that or using AI.

*me casually going outside to eat a french fry*

Going to see it tomorrow, mostly for Gaga and because I love Harley Quinn as a character. Gonna be interesting to see what she makes of it.

Dystopian societies are often very clean, because littering, or doing anything out of the ordinary, gets you noticed by the police.

Yes plz!