Penguin Rose is just chillin on that piece of glacier.

I've made a terrible mistake.

Seriously. That's why I have a separate email for these type of things.

I want to be her friend.

Truth.

That type of knowledge is a great turn on. Especially when said so casually.

Food is always there for you when all else fails.

That's hard core.

That's the spirit.

Damnit chocolate.

That is one of the most romantic things I have ever seen.

No horn?

They be lining down the block just to watch what I got.

The grapes of wrath. They look like tiny octopus tentacles.

Again with the minutes apart repost?

Everytime.

Welcome! You've got mail!

They could be in a different country or right down the block.

Twilight would have ruined the feels.

Best advice ever.

I want a rainbow fan. Doing this.

Oh. Well yay!

Oh Shelly.

Imagine if they just snapped up and ate you whole though.