Can someone please buy Sheldon a ninja outfit so he can be a ninja turtle?

Sounds like you're canoodling in there!

GIVE ME GUM, DUM DUM.

Happy Stu.

Okay you can sleep in my bed!!

Makes you stop and think.

You could knee Snooki in the face.

Omg I love the burrito family.

Sure, make fun of the chair but I hear he gets a lot of ass.

I wonder if he even has to audition for the part. Him and Helena Bonham Carter.

That's what she.. oh it's too easy.

"She's going straight to the top.. and slightly to the left."

Hats off to you!

Good for you, some people have no integrity.

I thought this was some kind of trick to remove the skin once it's boiled..

That's why you should do what you love so that you never feel like you're going to work.

Nope with a side of kill it with fire.

Math, not even once.

Team work!

His face says "hang in there, man."

She is the coolest.

Mesmerizing O_O

She needs a serving of some chocolate pie.