teenage_dirtbag

kayrey


In place of friends and relationships, I have sarcasm and a gun.

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Could use that thing as a sail... 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
BUTT...
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Tetris Gummies :D 8 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
My mom always told me not to play with my food.. but I would have so much fun with this.
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He looks so shocked 11 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
He looks like he's dealing with a Kanye Pest.
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I think I would cry less anyway 13 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Let's be real guys, I love Titanic too but if Rose would have just stayed on the damn boat then Jack would have had the door all to himself and could have been rescued.
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Expensive things 20 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I wonder if there's an actual flavor to gold or is it that people just want to shit gold for shits and giggles.
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I know what I'm being this Halloween 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Lets get sheet faced.
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What kind of name is that? 10 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Aint nobody got time for that.
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Label all your things breast milk 10 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Well they could be breast pumping if they just had a baby and could be saving it.
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*sniffs the air* 9 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
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Moon Moon Has a New Friend 7 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Baked potato.
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anything but that! 12 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Spoilered is supposed to be a pun because she is threatening these spoiled kids with spoilers pertaining to the show.
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Oh the puns! 4 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
But I wanted ground beef.
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Never Be The Cellist In a Marching Band 10 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Guysss quit playin around me.
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He looks so fabulous 20 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Why wait
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Sad Day For Winnie The Pooh 18 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
He's in deep pooh.
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Damn I'm s*xy! 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Damn, I'm fly.
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d*ck game 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Imagine if this was her actual sex face and that's the reason they're doing it from the back, cause he can't stare at her face like that.
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Some people don't get this 15 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Thats more geared towards Catholic priests mgoveia, not Christians. Good one though
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Patrick knows what love is 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
The card is for the thumb.
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Never been good at small talk 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
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Truck made of ice 15 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Cool ride.
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An original way to protest 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
He looks like he's reflecting on his life choices.
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Walmart does sell friends! I checked! 7 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I think he was. Walmart was just being witty.
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The archerfish 9 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
"I'm bugging out dude, there's something fishy going on here."
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Me when idk if I'm going to prom 14 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Forever a bone.
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