kayrey
In place of friends and relationships, I have sarcasm and a gun.
— teenage_dirtbag Report User
Pretty much 6 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
Fluorescent lighting is not my friend.
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Punchline 11 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
Oh I thought he just wanted to give the police officer a hard time trying to decide if he had a fake ID or not.
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This will be my yearbook quote. 6 comments
Don't be an asshole. Do something kind 23 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
I just finished a clinical rotation at a nursing home and I'm going to miss the people I took care of so much! They're still so witty and have amazing stories to tell. One day I hope to be as interesting to a younger person when I'm that old. Always remember, they were young once too.
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Lil' crabapple 17 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
Oo in that case I def know what crab apples are then. So that person thinks Lil Wayne looks like an adorable tiny apple?
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Lil' crabapple 17 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
Idk but I found this. http://inkidrop.storenvy.com/products/1955975-crabapple-plush Now I want it.
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2 types of food 11 comments
Pizza thing 3 comments
How to deal with a b*tch ex-gf 39 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
I like the way Kane expresses himself through the power of the meme. My kinda guy.
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Nuclear glow in the dark soap 7 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
As cool as this looks, I would feel like I'm bathing in radioactive soap. I'll pass.
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When I get a piece of mail that isn't a bill or an advertisement 4 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
When I found a letter from my friend containing pictures in my mailbox I actually said "YAYYY"!
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Sloth selfie 14 comments
Heard her whining and turned around to find this. She got stuck 5 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
People who aren't guests do that too though. Let's not single the guests out on this one.
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So. much. feels. 33 comments
kayrey
· 10 years ago
Well if he didn't decide to become a parent in his 50s then she wouldn't even exist. Sucks they don't have enough time to be together but to each their own with having kids if they're older than the norm.
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