teenage_dirtbag

kayrey


In place of friends and relationships, I have sarcasm and a gun.

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Pretty much 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Fluorescent lighting is not my friend.
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Hoverdog activated 4 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
He's flying!
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Punchline 11 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Oh I thought he just wanted to give the police officer a hard time trying to decide if he had a fake ID or not.
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This will be my yearbook quote. 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
She'll literally capture your heart and take your breath away.
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Don't be an asshole. Do something kind 23 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I just finished a clinical rotation at a nursing home and I'm going to miss the people I took care of so much! They're still so witty and have amazing stories to tell. One day I hope to be as interesting to a younger person when I'm that old. Always remember, they were young once too.
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Lil' crabapple 17 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Oo in that case I def know what crab apples are then. So that person thinks Lil Wayne looks like an adorable tiny apple?
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Lil' crabapple 17 comments
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Stole this from somewhere else 20 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Faith in humanity restored?
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2 types of food 11 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
It looks like squid that is hiding from her mouth. It's doing a good job.
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Pizza thing 3 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I used to use that little table as a mini table for my barbies.
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"Sometimes I wish I was Loki..." 11 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I love how he backs away.
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How to deal with a b*tch ex-gf 39 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I like the way Kane expresses himself through the power of the meme. My kinda guy.
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Nuclear glow in the dark soap 7 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Cherynobyl was my first thought
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Nuclear glow in the dark soap 7 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
As cool as this looks, I would feel like I'm bathing in radioactive soap. I'll pass.
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When I get a piece of mail that isn't a bill or an advertisement 4 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
When I found a letter from my friend containing pictures in my mailbox I actually said "YAYYY"!
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Sloth selfie 14 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
For a second I thought the sloth scratched the shit out of his face.
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Not for fat people 4 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Damn, son. Shots fired.
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The rum's all gone now 4 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Impressive!
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Heard her whining and turned around to find this. She got stuck 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
People who aren't guests do that too though. Let's not single the guests out on this one.
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Heard her whining and turned around to find this. She got stuck 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Or maybe she just wants to be pushed on the swing.
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You can run but you cant hide 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
SO mean.. but I see it.
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How could I have not known this 11 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
O_o whoa
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weird fans 19 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
You win, game over.
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So. much. feels. 33 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Well if he didn't decide to become a parent in his 50s then she wouldn't even exist. Sucks they don't have enough time to be together but to each their own with having kids if they're older than the norm.
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"How ?" 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Missed opportunity, they blue it.
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