One. Bill is actually helping people. Offering the internet isn't helping people in third world countries. They'd rather have food and clothing.

She literally couldn't wait.

Wouldn't be the first time.

That is so cute. My friends always meet guys in bars/clubs. I'd much rather meet someone in a bookstore or coffee shop

She can put it on feet first and just slide it up I guess

I feel like I haven't seen him around in a while?

I thought that too but I saw an article about this boy (can't find it) and his mother is still alive. They don't always give it to the wife.

It was a play on words, I know what it means.

It said "it looks like a penis."

It's not about the amount of money he took, its about the principle of him stealing from her. If he returns her money the next day then no harm no foul. She's at least giving him a chance to do the right thing.

I would react the same if the woman stole money from the man's wallet.

Means nevermind.

Maybe it was a dare, I'll pay you $1000 if you shave your head!

Their band is Fallout Boy.