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Flat screen TV 2 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Nailed it.

Hay bails rolling in the field 6 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Looks like the hay is trying to... bail out.

D'ohbama 5 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Boom.

What if you were invited to your own funeral? 15 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Teared up a bit. How heartbreaking to see those you love in pain over you.

Obscenely satisfying 5 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Touché smitty

Dyslexic heaven 15 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Aw they're so acute.

Obscenely satisfying 5 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

I think you mean absurdly satisfying..

Cat owns the dog 12 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

"Get your filthy paws off of me!"

Scumbag tries to sell water as a cure for just about any illness 9 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

He's delusional.

Bread from nowhere 13 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Nice puns, you're barly even trying.

Bread from nowhere 13 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

The bread has risen!

Cat cradling 6 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Looks like he's ready for story time!

Leuitenant dan 6 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream.

That feelin' 3 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Wish we could rewind time and save the memories.

Sometimes you shouldn't recreate childhood photos 15 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

As long as you have a shirt on.

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Sometimes you shouldn't recreate childhood photos 15 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

This makes me really uncomfortable.

Probably fake, probably old, but I hadn't seen it before and I liked it 18 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

To be fair, the OP did say in the title that they had never seen it before.

Probably fake, probably old, but I hadn't seen it before and I liked it 18 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

That's very smart. Me and my brother actually have a "code" for when we're in trouble but can't say it directly.

I got 50 spaghetti 15 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

I don't have a penne to my name

Breakfast time! 10 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Are you trying to butter me up?

That'll be $126.99 2 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

I thought it was a french fry.

Check out my new dress 9 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Someone's thirsty then

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Somewhere out there is a very confused and armed monkey 12 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

I peel safe too

"Only god can judge me"... And your parole judge, him too 4 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Well maybe it's cause they need more inspiration. Maybe they're posting it for themselves.

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Obama teaches Malia 11 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

- HOLY!...
- Mr. President!
- Well you guys just ran a stop sign back there... huh? That's ok you can go.