teenage_dirtbag

kayrey


In place of friends and relationships, I have sarcasm and a gun.

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Flat screen TV 2 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Nailed it.
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Hay bails rolling in the field 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Looks like the hay is trying to... bail out.
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D'ohbama 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Boom.
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What if you were invited to your own funeral? 15 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Teared up a bit. How heartbreaking to see those you love in pain over you.
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Obscenely satisfying 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Touché smitty
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Dyslexic heaven 15 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Aw they're so acute.
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Obscenely satisfying 5 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I think you mean absurdly satisfying..
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Cat owns the dog 12 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
"Get your filthy paws off of me!"
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Scumbag tries to sell water as a cure for just about any illness 9 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
He's delusional.
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Bread from nowhere 13 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Nice puns, you're barly even trying.
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Bread from nowhere 13 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
The bread has risen!
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Cat cradling 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Looks like he's ready for story time!
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Leuitenant dan 6 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream.
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That feelin' 3 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Wish we could rewind time and save the memories.
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Sometimes you shouldn't recreate childhood photos 15 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
As long as you have a shirt on.
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Sometimes you shouldn't recreate childhood photos 15 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
This makes me really uncomfortable.
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Probably fake, probably old, but I hadn't seen it before and I liked it 18 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
To be fair, the OP did say in the title that they had never seen it before.
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Probably fake, probably old, but I hadn't seen it before and I liked it 18 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
That's very smart. Me and my brother actually have a "code" for when we're in trouble but can't say it directly.
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I got 50 spaghetti 15 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I don't have a penne to my name
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Breakfast time! 10 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Are you trying to butter me up?
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That'll be $126.99 2 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I thought it was a french fry.
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Check out my new dress 9 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Someone's thirsty then
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Somewhere out there is a very confused and armed monkey 12 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
I peel safe too
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"Only god can judge me"... And your parole judge, him too 4 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
Well maybe it's cause they need more inspiration. Maybe they're posting it for themselves.
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Obama teaches Malia 11 comments
kayrey · 10 years ago
- HOLY!...
- Mr. President!
- Well you guys just ran a stop sign back there... huh? That's ok you can go.
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