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What a mosquito looked like millions of years ago 15 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Jumanji status

look at the 3rd tile, then look again at the 2nd one 10 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Its.. not.. a nose!?

This is a sea creature 7 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

I thought it was the inside of a bear's foot.

Why the Breakfast Club could never happen today 9 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Victorious made a parody which was quite funny actually!

Kids are idiots! 13 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

It was a beautiful shirt.

an*l t-shirts 6 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Plot twist: by "anal" they mean very neat and organized.

Long distance relationship problems 7 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

That's so fcking adorable.

Bad joke bane 4 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Ugh, you are the Bane of my existence.

Never Say 'Cheer Up' To A Person Who's Feeling Down 10 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Yeah it's definitely more about how you say it. They would look at me with an annoyed face basically thinking that I'm overreacting. You def handled the situation well though.

Never Say 'Cheer Up' To A Person Who's Feeling Down 10 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

When I have anxiety, people tell me to just "calm down!" Oh, I never tried that! Thanks!

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The crumb 7 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

"OUT OF THE WAY BIRDS, THAT CRUMB IS MINE!"

Neat 4 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Buy button?

This is me 8 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Awkward indeed. Can't lose what you never had though, right?

I feel safe now 5 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Bulge-garian.

As a short guy, this is not funny 8 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

He's just making it more obvious.

Were you birthday sex? 36 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

I was the honeymoon baby. Their anniversary is in December and I was born in September.

It's the s or c silent in scent 8 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

o_O

Eyes full of deception 5 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

That's a deck of regular cards though but the face is spot on.

Butter 4 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

But now put Paula Deen's face on Katy Perry's head.

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Don't flatter yourself 7 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Probably just misspelled Chloe.

b*ner wave 12 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

I'm sure she wood.

Double kick! 20 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Exactly, guest. Bruce Lee status.

Double kick! 20 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Shouldn't you already know mrblackbelt? She can literally kick ass in a street fight

Bear meets boy dressed as a bear 4 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

:Extends paw: "Beary nice to meet you."

Someone took the time to stack these two post-it-note stacks together 12 comments

kayrey · 9 years ago

Well if you shuffled it like a deck of cards it probably wouldn't take that much time. Now I need to try this.