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I didn't choose the cat life the cats just keep showing up at my door
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[Alliololananonami Nico]

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Who else behaves the same? 4 comments
kcat · 10 hours ago
Nahhh if your perfume is overwhelming I just get nauseas
What u gonna do 2 comments
kcat · 10 hours ago
Saaad
Winner winner, shotgun dinner 6 comments
kcat · 10 hours ago
@catfluff noooo we need you
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We live in a society 4 comments
kcat · 10 hours ago
Please take your ass crack off the public bench
Steadyyy! 4 comments
kcat · 19 hours ago
Pal
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Well I hate pickles so.. Who? 11 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
It’s okay the pickle commands you to wed
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Is it too late to say sorry? 17 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
It’s like you’re not even trying kayyyla
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I’m just messing with you guys, is to too late now to say sorry?
Michigan be like 4 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
*cries in Maldivian* we have paved roads, every second feels like you’re hitting a pothole
True dat 9 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
Aww I’m sorry @catfluff *head bumps*
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This sign at the bar last night 2 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
Better save up and invest in some therapy
Sandro Botticelli, “Primavera” (dettaglio), tra il 1478 e il 1472. Uffizi, Firenze. 1 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
That face you make when passing someone you know from work or college but not well enough to say hi
You Can Taste The Disappointment 2 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
Why not both
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Where's the lie? 2 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
Ah I’ve been literally doing this at work today CAUSE I KNOW IT SHOULD WORK GODDAMIT
University was nice, but right now I'm still glad it's over 12 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
In my country almost every single job that isn’t in the service industry (with shifts like guesthouses, restaurants, doctors) is a 9-5 job where we work those hours either 5 or 6 days a week. Office jobs are mainly sales, marketing, hr, accounting, IT, admin, procurement and management. And then you have the occasional private company where I work where you might end up doing one or more jobs but the team is super small and you have a lot more flexibility and less stupid corporate rules
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Well I hate pickles so.. Who? 11 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
@snowbeast @jokur_and_batmon alright let’s get you married
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I wanna know the story 1 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
But now I wanna
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Only introverts will understand this 1 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
That why you find the one on funsub
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Eyelashes 2 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
Now google secretary bird
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I'm not interested in moray eels, generally 5 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
But if they are used to people morays also love getting a good scritch. Please don’t go pet a moray cause I said this, but if you visit me I’ll take you to a dive spot with some friendly ones
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Is it too late to say sorry? 17 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
But I feel like I’ve committed to getting someone to tell me XD the challenge of that seems more interesting than the end goal right now
Depression 3 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
What I meant is it goes both ways :) because either of my parents, one of which I even live with now barely knows half a facet of mine
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Nevermind 6 comments
kcat · 1 day ago 1
Assaulting a kid 8 comments
kcat · 1 day ago
I was terribly bullied in school to the point where boys would physically assault me. I’d call it assault when they hit my hand with a metal ruler while I tried to write. I grabbed it the next time they tried and said to leave me alone they pulled it so fast they cut my hand across and I bled everywhere. Somehow I still got in trouble and they didn’t. God I hated school
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Would have been cheaper to just buy the game 3 comments
kcat · 2 days ago
That’s the best petty act to put into your game XD
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Silver linings and whatnot. 2 comments
kcat · 2 days ago
Hung
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