This is the greatest “use the other door” sign ever

I always found these super weird..not that I can wear them thanks to my duck feet. Sneakers ftw!

@nicengelman the myth of going to bed at a reasonable hour XD

Why is this description SO ACCURATE

Hello sandy *hugs* I’ve missed you

In my late 20s and sitting for too long hurts :(

Nooooooooooo what have you done

I think there’s a lesson here somewhere about how for as long as you have a good support system nothing can hold you back from achieving great things..sometimes that support system has to be yourself

You have motivated me little tree. Though I am smol the sky is the limit

Just get consent and choke away

Next time scratch your face with your phone

I can get behind anyone that puts humour into their work

Nooooooo this post never had the actual dog and it breaks my heart even more now

This will hopefully come to an end soon though since researchers have now found a way to synthetically produce the molecule that made horseshoe crab blood so valuable

I really like the angry melted pigeon-like birb

but...but that's 5 minutes

He looks like he was in on it

It's Aul*

do you also need the expiry date? Anything for Mario