Now I wish I was called banana turtle bunny :(

I don’t understand ripped jeans and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

That’s actually pretty nice but I don’t think posting it online is such a good idea, he might lose his job

OR or....you could leave

Isn’t this most people?

Sometimes we feel like we aren’t good enough and don’t ask the guy out either. We should all try and take that step cause you could be missing out on an amazing relationship. If your crush didn’t reciprocate you could’ve still had a fulfilling relationship but that’s up to you to decide cause apparently the friend zone is such a shit place. But if I liked someone that much I’d rather be their friend than not in their life at all. So go ask your crush out today! :D

Is her.....is her real name William Eilish though?

Does it come with the eggs?

Weight distribution helps too I think

Bring back the buy button goddamit

I don’t know about fighting but I know for a fact that @nicengelman is gonna adopt at least ten, tempt them with a barbecue or something

Well acccctualllyyy, sure our bottled water company isn’t creating water out of thin air but they are taking salt water and desalinating it (might I say using some extremely powerful equipment due to the high salt content that we have) so in a way at least these guys are making the water. Fun fact: on the island where the main bottled water company exists, the residents get the same water in their taps. So for those residents the company is making their water and also not making bottles.

Joke’s on you I was young and cool and excited about vacuums

She didn’t have to sell her bath water to be cool

Motorboat dat ass

Clever XD

@nicengelman okay so, we’re gonna look absolutely terrifying merged together

Birb

Where’s the funniest part of this meme! Someone’s comment thread that ends with express confession something something

This is why I love horror movies