Hahaha you bet it was

On the other hand I’ve fixed my Mac and had the same one for 8 years now with it running like it’s still new so I guess there are two sides to the story

Every group needs an admin

Damn that’s crazy

It’s the key ingredient which is how they knew he wouldn’t have found a solid mouse

I’ll definitely give it a try, thanks :D

And make sure you have as much pollen as possible on your butt hair when you do it

Picking up the phone and having to say imma nut isn’t all that far from Imma busta nut

Aww best boyfriend ever x

Ah yes but fairies and Kings don’t really fall in the same category as complimenting yourself does it? I feel like someone that’s truly kind wouldn’t acknowledge it by himself and it would be the sort of thing someone else would see in him. Like imagine if someone donated food to the homeless and how you’d see them if they never made it a big deal versus if they wrote a public announcement about how generous they are? It comes off as a lot less genuine then doesn’t it? Especially cause he COULD'VE written the poem in reverse so that the person speaking to him was the one to say the verse from which I assume he wanted to evoke a thought or feeling in people. Serves the same purpose without being as off putting I think. But poetry is art and to each his own

Okay fine I can compromise

PFFT!! okay done