How are people so cruel I’m so glad there are people that notice and take action <3

Even IF he had said I have a cousin named joe why the hell would the next guy say who’s joe?? He JUST said it’s his cousin. What other information could he possibly be getting from asking who

What’s the quickest way to get people to steal your letters -

As if I have an easy time getting my cats off my computer as it is XD

And this potato picture doesn’t do any justice to how beautiful it looks :(

Well if he wants to feel free but otherwise his grown ass self should probably be able to feed himself

Oh thanks let me just go throw up now

And guess who has got those genes now

I’ve made bolognese sauce with really spicy ghost chili peppers and pineapple chunks. The sweet and spicy flavor works really well in the sauce

Oh look they’re watching the kardashians

This is how you start a coup

Or get a cat that likes sleeping on you. Heater + weight

I believe that kitten toe beans are capable of establishing world peace, now what should I sacrifice? A small child?

It’s like he isn’t even trying to be accurate

Happy new year fun subbers