Why is your computer grammatically wrong

Yes because I put a lot of effort into cutting down

I read this as cataholic

My niece accidentally calls them stunk which I suppose is appropriate

Ah yes, the bathroom sink is no longer mine but their giant water bowl, when I get into bed I need to stay on my back so hobbes can sleep on my tummy, if I go into the kitchen I must fetch them a treat because they’ve been such good little floofies

But they don’t know that we know that they know we know

OMG YASS

Forever sad I got my dad’s short genes

Yes, suffer

If they both consent, kinky

How are you holding up @funnnnny?