Now imagine the girl is actually wearing shoes that go all the way up

Wasn’t it dead already?

And kids that’s how I met your mother

Dr.mario anyone?

Omg I loooooved these. Can’t ever find them anymore though

Ahh I remember a few years ago when we got into an entire debate on this post about staples and someone’s hatred for them

All valid points on this comment thread, also stingrays also only attack when they are threatened much like how we would attack a lion if it decided to come towards and corner us. In situations where they are used to human contact they are actually very sweet flappy pancakes that sometimes will come and boop into you.

The hash slinging slasher

Or die...dun dun dunnnn

Don’t stop keep it moving put your drinks up

I will clap, but only because we made it this far even when it’s hard. And we will keep going forward even when it keeps getting harder. Clap clap

Glad I’m not a boy, I’d hate to have to ask people the order they came in at
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I get the instructions, no I’m not fun at parties

@nicengelman want to carry a dagger?

Oh heyyy cutie, finally posted a selfie huh <3 – <3

@nicengelman Or it’ll be on the US server and not on mine (Or vice versa) which makes date night annoying XD

@nicengelman haha babe following the theme of tonight more cute animals!

And yet ya’ll expect girls to like swallowing :p