If you are in a loving relationship why wouldn’t you enjoy it

Now we do

Please stop having a seizure sir

Oh no, come back

I’ll get you the biggest scalpel ever, save us

Called?

Sims taught me that kissing leads to babies that pop out of thin air

I was just about to say it’s been a while

When we had Chinese workers in the country to build a bridge they paid people to sell them cats to eat :( we have a lot of stray cats and by the time they were done with the project and left very few survived. On top of how strays didn’t deserve it (cause these workers had housing and food provided) it was terrifying to think of any lost pets that could’ve been captured by stupid kids for some quick money

I’m starting to wonder if Mia and I were separated at birth considering how whenever I wanna write “same” it’s a comment from her

I said undying babe

The solution is getting a smol GF

IKR!!

Get a bidet :D

Should I be worried

Until you said so I kept seeing the text as look at ferg’s wheel