That looks painful :<

Adorable af!

No u

I was just thinking of the diarrhea *shudders*

Where did it come from cotton eye joe

Depends on what I’m making, bolognese and no snap I want that sauce on my face while I vacuum strands of it in my mouth. If I’m adding lots of veggies though I like the balance of spag to veg if it’s snapped

I don’t know what that is but if Netflix cancels castlevania somebody is losing an arm or leg or several limbs

Chin dick

Holy shit I need to google this :O

Adam’s orange

Please say the deer

An Indian actor called shahrukh khan

I don’t celebrate Christmas but if someone said it to me I don’t understand why I would be offended by it, I would just wish them back. It’s the thought that counts, you just want to wish people a happy holiday. I really don’t understand people that get all technical about it

He looks like the doctor is checking his prostate

I would rather taste the soap I think. I threw up so much the first time I ate cilantro I thought I had food poisoning

Argh I’m trying to remember this game I absolutely looooved with scooters that you had to race against friends and do tricks on to get more points