Keepsake

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Welcome to Schiphol Airport! 3 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
u kunt means you can in dutch
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When you order a German beer 3 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
are you kidding me?! That's awesome!
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The Truth Is Out There and We're Here to Distort It 5 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
''You have to wait at least three light years after the first date to text back!''
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I love you mom 9 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
not mine, she just takes the day of like a normal person.
Ohh.. ;____; 3 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
her hair is fucking flawless for an old lady though
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Liberal Logic 15 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Or until it's a criminal, in that case, go ahead an electrocute it.
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When you finaly get your pets trust 7 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
My cat definitely trusts me, but he also likes to assault me.
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like China with Asian no offense 10 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
More like Japan with asia
Our generation at the museum 9 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
That's ''The Night Watch'' By Rembrandt.
How to stop time indefinitely 11 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Amen to that.
Can you spot the potato among the hamsters? 13 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
I found it, but how funny would it be to make one of these and NOT put a potato in. Think of the frustration you could cause.
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Our reality today 10 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Agricultural giants= rich. It's always a matter of economics.
How the USA wins wars 10 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Correction; Zimmerman Telegram was WW1. Also, was the first comment a joke? I feel stupid now.
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How the USA wins wars 10 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
No actually the Zimmermann Telegram and Pearl Harbour got you into WW2. The Americans reached Berlin before the Canadians, but Canada freed other countries such as the Netherlands. That's what they based the joke on.
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Sage quote 1 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Spoken like someone who has never worked a day in her life.
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Fancy horse 9 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
If he runs, he could certainly be.. A dark horse. *crickets*
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Fancy horse 9 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
This horse looks like it could run for office.
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If my sister could shut the f*ck up and stop making awkward conversation I'd be thrilled 39 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
some dissapointment:
expecting ''the message'' and getting ''check yo self''
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It's not that I care what they think... But I do. 13 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
I think that might be what's holding you back.
*eats meat frantically in a mocking way* 10 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Honestly it's just sad how many doucebags pick-up assholes there are nowadays, but at least the public is making an effort to combat it. I remember about an Australian dude who did similair shit and was barred from entering certain countries.
I THINK THERE'S A BIRD IN MY GARAGE WTF 197 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
I reach for the skyyy~
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