I THINK THERE'S A BIRD IN MY GARAGE WTF

EW NO

WHY NOT

BC THAT'S GROSS

THATS NOT A VALID EXCUSE

TO ME IT IS

WELL TO ME ITS NOT AND SINCE IM OLDER I DECLARE THAT ITS NOT A VALID EXCUSE

THAT IS NONSENSE!

TIS NOT

TIS

TIS NOT

TIS!

TIS NOT!

TIS!!

TIS NOT!!

UGHHH

ARE YOU GIVING UP

NEVAR

JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT MY LOGIC IS LOGICALLER THAN YOUR LOGIC

LOGICALLER IS NOT A WORD

YES IT IS

IS NOT

IS TOO

PROVE IT

I HAVE DECLARED IT TO BE A WORD THROUGH MY MORE EXPERIENCED INTELLIGENCE

PFFT YEAH RIGHT

THAT WAS A CONFIRMATION OF MY DECLARATION

WAS NOT

WAS TOO

HMPH!

YES

NO

YES

NOPE

YEP

I GIVE UP
MY PHONE NEEDS TO CHARGE BECAUSE OF YOU

YAYY

YOU WIN THIS TIME

YESSSSS
RTE: 24537
RWBY: .5

WELL
AT LEAST I HAVE 5

NO THATS POINT 5

OH I DIDN'T NOTICE THE POINT
SCREW YOU THEN

READ THE FUCKING COMMENTS CORRECTLY RWBY

GIMME A BREAK I NEED NEW GLASSES

THEN GO GET SOME

BUT I CAN'T
I HAVE NO MONEY
AND I CAN'T GET A JOB UNTIL JULY

WELL THEN
SUCKS TO SUCK

GIRL I WILL FLIP YOU OFF

THEN DO IT

*FLIPS YOU OFF*

*slices off your hand*

DICK!

No sorry don't have one of those

OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!

Do I?

YES!

But how do you know if I know?
Wait..... This can only mean one thing. RWBY is a government agent!! *puts on tinfoil hat*

The heck did I just read?

Someone's new
*hands Barbara a tinfoil hat*

What no why would I be a government agent

*begins rocking back and forth in corner*

Rte,calm the fuck down

YOU CANT MAKE ME *runs away shrieking*

DON'T MAKE ME CHASE YOU!

RWBY
STOP THIS LONG ASS SHIT

MAKE ME

This isn't your ordinary everyday madness... this is...
ADVANCED MADNESS.
*puts on tinfoil batsuit*

BARBARA IS ON MY SIDE
*runs away faster*

WELL FUCK YOU BARBARA!

*uppercuts you*

QUICKLY, RUINED! TO THE BATMOBILE!

SERO WHY

BECAUSE SENPAI NO LONGER WANTS TO NOTICE YOU

WHY

RUBY SUCKS BLAKE IS BETTER

SENPAI, COME WITH US! I'VE LAYERED THE EXTERIOR OF THE BATMOBILE WITH TINFOIL!

SERO IS ON MY SIDE TOO
LETS FUCKING GO
*drives away*

WELL FUCK YOU SERO!!

*mumbles* Blake let someone's arm get chopped off how is she better

Wait, who's Blake? IS SHE ANOTHER GOVERNMENT AGENT?!

PROBABLY

NO SHE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM MY FAVORITE SHOW,"RWBY"

AHA! SO THERE ARE MORE OF YOU! Tell us, who else is part of this "RWBY" conspiracy?!

Weiss and Yang? Also Jaune,Ren,Nora...too many people to name right now. I used to know a Pyrrha but she was killed.

C'mon guys! Let's go hunt down the other conspirators! *switches Batmobile into Batwing mode*

MURDER TIME WOO

NO STAY AWAY FROM THEM THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH! ESPECIALLY JAUNE,HIS FUCKING GF GOT KILLED!

TOO BAD GUEST

PHYRRA
WAS
WHAT

I WAS THE GUEST
AND NEVERMIND SERO
ALL IN DUE TIME

MY FIRE BABY BORN FROM ONE THOUSAND SUNS WAS WHAT

IN DUE TIME
LET'S JUST SAY THERE WAS NO PYRRHIC VICTORY

NO
NO GOD PLEASE

MWUAHAHA
OH COME ON SERO I'M KIDDING
PROBABLY

WTF IS GOING ON
ITS MURDER TIME

NO NO MORE MURDER

MUUUURDER TIIME

NOOO

YESSSS

NO!

We could simply capture them and torture them for information. That way, they don't die, but we still get out our bloodlust out. Deal?

No deal! Donchu fuck with any of them,especially Yang!

I agree with Barbara

Well I don't!

Too fucking bad RWBY

I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU HURT ANY OF THEM

Well that would be an issue *stabs RWBY and goes on murder spree*

*Sigh* If we give Yang a cookie or something, then can we torture everybody?

Okay first of all: not cool rte
And second: no!

STABBY STAB STAB

SCREW YOU

STABBY STAB STAB

WHY

STAAAAAAAABBBBBBB

BUT WHY?!?!

NO QUESTIONS ONLY STABBING

THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

OF COURSE IT DOES

NOT REALLY

YES REALLY

UGH

I WISH AMBER UPON RWBY

WELL FUCK YOU TOO
WAIT DO YOU WANT ME COMATOSE OR DEAD BC AMBER WAS BOTH

DEATH IS MORE FUN

NO

YES

NEVAR

YES

NO!

YES!

NOOO

YESSS

NOPE

YEP

UGHHH
@serosenpai JUST AMBER ME ALREADY

*shoots you with an arrow and takes your maiden powers*

That sounds really wrong

THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS

TF IS GOING ON

RTE I'M DYING OVER HERE
LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY
PARTLY BC OF SERO AND PARTLY BC OF YOU

RTE YOU NEED TO WATCH RWBY
WOULD YOU LIKE A LINK

WTF IS RWBY

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU

IT'S A WEB SHOW
IT'S WHERE I GOT MY USERNAME FROM

OH I DONT KNOW IF I WANT A LINK BASED OFF WHAT SERO SAID

IT GETS DARK EVENTUALLY BUT IT STILL STARTS OFF VERY HAPPY AND IS OVERALL BEAUTIFUL

THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN ANYTHING

WELL THE MAIDENS ARE MAGICAL (AND POWERFUL) GIRLS THAT REPRESENT THE SEASONS
THE FALL MAIDEN,AMBER,GETS KILLED BY SOMEONE WHO THEN STEALS HER MAGIC

STOP SPOILING IT
YOUVE GIVEN ME NO CONTEXT

HOW MUCH CONTEXT DO YOU NEED
I CAN PROVIDE VERY LITTLE WITHOUT SPOILERS

WHAT IS THE PREMISE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

LIKE IF YOU COULD DESCRIBE WHAT ITS ADVICE
FOR EXAMPLE: THE PREMISE OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER IS A TEENAGE GIRL IS CHOSEN TO BE THE SLAYER OF VAMPIRES IN SUNNYDALE CALIFORNIA

OHHH OKAY!
THE PREMISE OF RWBY IS A 15 YEAR OLD FIGHTER GETS TO ENLIST IN THE SAME SPECIAL ACADEMY AS HER SISTER ONLY TWO YEARS EARLY
ALONG THE WAY SHE MAKES FRIENDS AND FORMS A TEAM WITH THEM
THEY FIGHT THE MONSTERS OF THEIR WORLD AS WELL AS THE VILLAINS

THAT SOUNDS

HOW DOES IT SOUND

OH SHIT I MEANT COOL

YAAAAY

OH GOD WHAT DID I SAY

YOU SAID RWBY WAS COOL
THE SHOW NOT ME

OH

SO DO YOU WANT A LINK

I GUESS

MY YOUTUBE APP IS A SHITHEAD BUT HERE
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUBVPK8x-XMhCW2fW7ZYlD9MHjvmT8IGK

OK I WILL WATCH IT WHEN I GET BACK FROM GRADUATION PRACTICE

OKAY
HAVE FUN

I WONT

WHY NOT

BC I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND SEE EVERYONE

TOO BAD

UGHHHH

SORRY

UGHHHHHHHHHH

WHY YOU GOTTA "UGHHHHHHH"

BC GRAD PRACTICE SUCKS

I UNDERSTAND BUT STILL
LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE NEXT WEEK

I LOVE PLANES

WHY

BC I ENJOY FLYING??

BUT WHY
IMAGINE THE PLUMMET

THATS NOT RELEVANT

TO ME IT IS

JUST IGNORE IT

CAN'T

IIIIIGGGGGGNNNNNNOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE IIIIIIIITTTTT

NEVAR

JUST DO IT

MAKE ME

*makes you*

-.- ha-ha