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Real gangsters actually look like gentlemen 15 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Crime was just as bad then as it is now. In fact, if you look at the numbers, the world is a safer place now than it was a hundred years ago. It's just the faces and the drugs that have changed.
Real gangsters actually look like gentlemen 15 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
It doesn't matter how they're dressed, they're still criminals.
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After kicking the door open hide under the blankets 12 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
No my blanket is actually made out of magical steel.
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WTF.... 4 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
I get it, he looks like a badass gangster in the selfie
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Liam Neeson...Stopping terrorists before they graduate 6 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Anything I can do to aid the 'Reich.
Liam Neeson...Stopping terrorists before they graduate 6 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
But, he said he was reprimanded, not fired.
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*muffled scream* 14 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Honestly watching Miranda Cosgrove and Nicholas Cage have sex would be fucking horrifying.
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Gingerbread Man has an existential crisis 9 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Cyanide and Happiness, making us think about crazy shit one comic at the time.
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do you like the feels 9 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
This makes me sad.
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Jehovah's Fitness 1 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
It's called missionary dating. Beware.
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I died. 2 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
one like for being able to make fun of your country.
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Parenting goals 5 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
He even got matching flowers. Now that's dedication right there.
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Just sayin 17 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
This is not an unpopulair opinion at all.
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People Don't Seem To Understand 10 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
I can definitely attest to this. Going out for a run always gives me an incredible amount of clarity.
Anyone up for a stroll? 43 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Weird that it's called the black forest when the literal translation is ''the black woods''.
Think about this before you eat 26 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
What a load of crap. As if you need to burn every calory you consume. You get 2000 everyday (or 2500 if you're a man), and you are allowed to shape those in anyway you want. Be it soda or vitamin water. If you go over, you gain weight, if you stay under, you lose some. It's as easy as that. No need to go diet crazy.
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The road goes both ways 14 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
the family too TT-TT. You're breaking my heart here.
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Don't stick your d*ck in crazy 9 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
That Alabama life.
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I wouldn't even be mad, tbh. 4 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
headed for a break-up.
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hnnnnnng 6 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
beauty in it's purest form.
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The road goes both ways 14 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
Okay now you just made me like 10 times more sad.
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The road goes both ways 14 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
I don't see what's so appealing about Bullfighting. You put your own life at risk, and you hurt a confused animal. Can't be outlawed soon enough if you ask me.
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Last week the plan was going to Turkey 18 comments
keepsake · 8 years ago
I am legit afraid of never being able to go to Turkey again on vacation :(
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