Last week the plan was going to Turkey

I'm going to Canada. It's like North American Europe, but with maple syrup.

And poutine. I can't find squeaky cheese here in the Netherlands.

Ahh yes, and those bars whose names I cannot spell.

You will never have my bad luck for flying. I used to fly a lot to London and many stories have happened to me whilst on the planes: a guy literally die on the plane before taking off, we had a 3 hour delay because of fog, 40 minutes of delay because the bloody doors of the plane wouldn't close, I flew one day that all of London airports had a shutdown on their operative systems and no plane I have ever flown has actually gotten on time or whatsoever. I guess to say that you will be okay

Jesus Christ, a guy died on your flight? What was that like?

It's pretty safe here, there hasn't been anything badly yet...