Well to be fair the Netherlands is really flat.

It's a provacative statement. You can't win.

Bones and muscles of steel. Have never broken a bone or strained anything.

That's not how it works.

It's mandatory for both men and women in Isreal to serve periods of time in the army. So in that sense she is no different from any other Israeli citizen

Why bother, just go for the wine in a brown paper bag gig.

Much unlike Dumbledore, evidently.

Can someone make a 'Keep calm, Put it in a bag and Drop it after the metal detector' t-shirt?

does not compute

I swear I've read this before on reddit.

Peeping Private Ryan

'Go over his head' is an idiom, not a metaphor.

Just take the free icecream and go