Makes me a bit sad 6 comments
kimsims
· 4 years ago
So a hand shake is like a quickie
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This cabin in the woods looks great 2 comments
When a waiter says "enjoy your food" every single time I will say "oh you too!" 4 comments
kimsims
· 4 years ago
Or you're leaving someone's house and they're like "drive safe!" And you're like "you too!" ...shite
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Pickle in a pond, would you eat it? 8 comments
kimsims
· 4 years ago
I was quoting the song :) I thought he said YOU wanna fuq me like an animal but I may be mistaken
*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
Fvcked up, all the time! 8 comments
kimsims
· 4 years ago
You should buy this eraser for your brother and then gift it to him from your parents on Christmas.
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This community never ceases to amaze 12 comments
Pickle in a pond, would you eat it? 8 comments
kimsims
· 4 years ago
This is also exactly where my mind went, friend. Hey, this song. Everybody knows this song
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Edited 4 years ago
This is how I woke up:) shadow crossed his leg onto arm so I couldn't escape 14 comments
kimsims
· 4 years ago
Aw! May I ask where you found shadow and much later? Poor kitty must have had quite an adventure. Guess we will never really know what he's seen
It’s the worst 2 comments
kimsims
· 4 years ago
If I repeat the joke I will draw attention to the fact that I didn't come up with it, the other person said it