These puns have owlready played out

Correct. The smallest octopus is the octopus wolfi. It is smaller than an inch (2.5cm). The famous blue ringed octopus is smaller than a golfball. Alternatively tarantulas range from 11.4cm to 28cm (4.5in to 11in)

She was that russian chick (diplomat?) Who became famous and meme-d like crazy because she was cute. Needless to say this press conference used her fame to their advantage.

Your motivations are tempting

Promise that I'll get a job after lmao

You promise?

Yeah cat you tell cat

I, too, am curious

Does anyone have directions?

Basically this bulb is broken so the light will never turn on again. This is a direct reference to the main character Light and his erectile dysfunction