Giving signs to a hot guy like:

Or you just aren't flexible enough to give signs le that and are jealous. That's why you don't see the humor behind it. Obviously women don't do this. Sheesh

Tbh, I might me able to pull off the first pose, but I don't have the upper body strength to do the second pose either way.
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Still, glad I could help make your night a little worse ;)

Prove it, my night is going wonderfully, actually baby(;