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kingswitcherii


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Orangutan covering himself from the rain 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Didn't this photo win an award?
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100% accurate, and it's not even attractive anyways 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
The photo, or the dick?
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Arkansas 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Got me too...and I thought British English was weird.
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*typing fervently* 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Please visit bitly, and post the add again.
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So yeah, thanks to you 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Suck it, light!
*turns into black hole*
I'm kidding, love you!
If you could choose one 52 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
The Cap'
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'carlisle'?? 62 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
For me, it was The Devils (Demons).
Pochvennichestvo, and Mrs Stavrogin.
I just kept saying Pochettino, and Seth Rogen in my head whenever I read it.
Guess who's procrastinating right now! 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Nope. I'm pooping.
If I procrastinate, this whole thing falls apart.
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'carlisle'?? 62 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Every. Damn. Dostoyevsky Novel.
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I knew I recognised her! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Piers Morgan, what a grade A twat.
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Feminists need to look at other jobs 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Whoever made this completely missed the point on equality.
Three jobs with predominantly male work force, then one with a typically mixed work group.
You're either saying that women whine too much, or men, once mixed with women are arseholes.
Either way, it's not incredibly imaginative or original.
Downvote all you like, this is what a feminist looks like.
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Not sure if it's a good or bad thing 44 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'm no psycho, I just know how to make a rapist/paedophile suffer...and if it were my child, that's what would happen.
I'd rather go inside for killing an abuser, than being one.
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Mascara maybelline 33 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Why did I get downvoted for sharing a personal preference?
I just hope I'll be him one day 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
In a parallel universe perhaps, but the known universe, has only one you.
Do you even college bro?
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Mascara maybelline 33 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
That's why I don't go for girls that have an orange border around their face.
Most british photo ever 28 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
...and scones/crumpets the only acceptable foodstuff.
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Most british photo ever 28 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Bitch please!
Stephen Fry is the ultimate brit, everyone knows that.
0 to 100 real quick 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
My friend's been doing this a lot recently.
It's getting annoying.
I want it 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
There's plenty of stores that would do that for a small fee.
They're less likely to brick it too.
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"Went to Starbucks. My name is alona..." 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
I'm a loner too...
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New Russian Design 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Nah, the V shape would redirect the flow underneath the train giving it slight lift, contributing to it's efficiency, eleviating traction.
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Not sure if it's a good or bad thing 44 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Inject him with atracurium, clamp his eyes open, and slowly dissect him.
He'll feel everything, but won't be able to scream.
When you're done, but haven't gone too far, suspend him from his feet and allow him to suffer the death of a thousand cuts.
THAT'S how to deal with a filthy kiddie fiddler.
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Not sure if it's a good or bad thing 44 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
That should be legal everywhere.
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Grown up 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
That's unbeileva...hey, wait a minute!
Never underestimate the power of small good deeds 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 9 years ago
Gotta love The good deed feed.
My daily dose of humans being awesome.
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