Good point, but did anyone else hear Freddie Mercury singing: "...It's a kinda magic..."?
No offence OP.

Yeah. She had really bad breath...

This person is either confused as to what irreverent means, or has the best grasp of irony I've ever witnessed.
I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt here.
Bravo.
**standing ovation**

B...but...That's a Tortoise...isnt it?

Good.

I could never vote for someone that thinks the tie goes on the OUTSIDE of a suit.

I really like this Pope.
All the others have been unaware of the importance of their position, as a spirirual leader, and how much guidance his following, and indeed people beyond faith actually appreciate someone in power voicing that awareness.

There is so much wrong, yet everything right with this post.

It's awesome.

Could have kept*
The grammar....it hurts!

Uk-
Free money?
Come, come young man, that's not very British is it old chap?
Did we ask for handouts fighting Jerry?
Stiff upper lip old boy...you'll need it for all those jolly jack-tars, what what.

Well, he's human, so yeah...

Be poor?

Now I know what to do, in those night walks at the Zoo...

Yup. Love 'em.

Three cheese, mayo, and pepperoni.

It's funny that he has anything against tomatoes, considering his username...

Bill Hicks-
“I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.”

Damn it! I'm 35! Is this all I got!!?

This may be controversial, but I have a soft spot for women I find attractive.