Back to the drawing board.
Right, I'm off to the park to feed the bunnies...

That's it, when the January sales hit, I'm getting a new PC and a 4k TV.

What if he had the last chicken wing?

Has he ever been so hot, you turned from Sean Connery to Abraham Lincoln...?

Isn't that pretty much, the fight club motto...?
Oh holy fuck! Wentz is Tyler Durden!!

Why is it always labelled America's fault, by people that probably don't even live there?
It's like anti-multiculturalists moaning about foreigners, when the closest thing they have experienced to culture, is ordering a curry.

One of them was called "Muff"!?
How'd that get past the censors?

Been there...

It bloody will, if I stab it!

Good point, but did anyone else hear Freddie Mercury singing: "...It's a kinda magic..."?
No offence OP.

Yeah. She had really bad breath...

This person is either confused as to what irreverent means, or has the best grasp of irony I've ever witnessed.
I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt here.
Bravo.
**standing ovation**

B...but...That's a Tortoise...isnt it?

Good.

I could never vote for someone that thinks the tie goes on the OUTSIDE of a suit.

I really like this Pope.
All the others have been unaware of the importance of their position, as a spirirual leader, and how much guidance his following, and indeed people beyond faith actually appreciate someone in power voicing that awareness.

There is so much wrong, yet everything right with this post.

It's awesome.

Could have kept*
The grammar....it hurts!

Uk-
Free money?
Come, come young man, that's not very British is it old chap?
Did we ask for handouts fighting Jerry?
Stiff upper lip old boy...you'll need it for all those jolly jack-tars, what what.