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kingswitcherii


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I guess Batman V Superman is going to be the "7-1" of the superhero movies 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
If civil war is anything to go by, The new Spider-Man movie will be damn near prefect.
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He is ugly. But I love him 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Yup. The only dog that's actually pronounced "Doge"...
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He is ugly. But I love him 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
He aint ugly! Bordeauxs are adorable!
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Accurate 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Soundhound: Problem solved.
Animal noises 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
What's with that Kiera Knightly chin-jut...personally it makes this photo even more annoying.
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It won't wipe itself. 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Ok.
If I need to wipe my arse, I've just shit the bed.
Again...
Choose wisely! [Next & Jumper] 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Teleportation.
I'd rather not see the brick wall I jump into...it could earn someone £250 if they film it.
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America gonna miss this guy, I guarantee it 65 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Civil war simply to free the slaves is a fallacy:
"...If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves, I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone, I would also do that..."
-Abraham Lincoln-
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**Trigger warning** 44 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
LOL- It really wasn't meant to!
I'm a gentleman, and a school bus!
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kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
**Sits with popcorn and watches Peachy un-Britain herself**
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kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Alright you two! Pack it in, or I'm getting the lemon curd involved!
They all kinda look the same 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
It's insane isn't it?
It's like, choose one:
A pubic hair and shit sandwich, OR a shit sandwich garnished with pubic hair...
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kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Milk put into tea BEFORE the water to carry a twelve month suspended sentence!
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They all kinda look the same 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Rather than Teresa "Fuck the poor, I want a police state, I can't control immigration even though it was my job, and I'll blame the left for all my party's shortcomings" May?
What a luck! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
It's a blip.
We were headed for a crash thanks to Gideon anyway.
This has come at a bad time, but it flatters to deceive.
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kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Make crocks illegal, cheesecake after meals should be free, and Captain Britain should be republished!
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What a luck! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I was in Cyprus three weeks ago (only five days before Brexit), and the exchange rate was only 1.24 to the euro.
Now it's 1.19.
The drop really isn't as bad as they say it is, and all it takes is a quick Google search to see.
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always remember this! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
It's taken from a weird angle.
There's no way a trained soldier would be aiming a weapon at a guy over someone's shoulder, with the muzzle that far from a fellow soldier's ear.
Even if all he's trying to do is intimidate him...
The guy drinking IS a POW, because you can see his hands tied behind his back.
However, if you took it from a perspective of the guy taking a knee, you'd see that the guy with the gun is probably a couple of feet in front.
Also, think about it logically. As the POW is tied up, there's no need to have a gun aimed at his head.
Furthermore, If they're going to abuse him or threaten him, they'd do it behind closed doors.
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Ignorant customer learns a very important lesson 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Everything is awesoooooome!
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kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
That's the spirit old girl!
The only thing I don't like is legitimizing racism.
The only thing I wonder with your law idea is, what laws do we need that don't already exist?
i actually prefer punching people 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Screaming...I'm a metal vocalist :D
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They all kinda look the same 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I just think he's scared of taking on such a shit storm.
Either that, or he's intelligent enough to know that it's now a poison chalice.
Gove is a moron, and sooner or later, like in his previous position as education Secretary, he's gonna Fuck up.
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kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I thought that was an odd thing to say.
We've left and I don't like it because I voted to remain, but I'm intrigued to see what actually happens now...
Apology accepted :)
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They all kinda look the same 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Boris officially ruled himself out yesterday.
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