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kingswitcherii


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Can't really help it 189 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
What an embarrassing retort, I am seriously feeling sorry for you.
You should get a job in a charm school, as a bad example.
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One truth one lie 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
They only thing is, that this riddle doesn't work in the realm if the Goblin King.
Nothing is ever what it seems, which is why she chooses the wrong door...
Can somebody do the faceswap? 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
He could be gay...
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Can't really help it 189 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
@smokeythebear
A. No, it's not. Not at all. Your analogies are as dumb as your comments.
B. I have never seen a Gay person destroy a cookie, Christmas, puppies, or a good pizza, so your point is invalid.
C. Imagine the world was Gay, and you had tell your parents you were straight...if indeed, you actually HAVE a modicum of intelligence that would allow to imagine a hypothetical scenario, without having to cleanse yourself with fire, and garbled Bible verse.
D. Thanks for proving my point.
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Can't really help it 189 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Ok Dimmer.
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A. Dicks must be supposed to go up the ass, there's a g-spot there, put there by evolution.
B. If you're so straight, why are you talking so much about being Gay, and why do you want to kill gay people? Are you worried that you'll be tempted?
(Ever heard of the phrase "the lady doth protest too much"?)
C. If one of your kids told you they were Gay, what would you do?
D. If you have an opinion, it doesn't make it free from ridicule, nor does anyone need to agree with it.
Can't really help it 189 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
**philosoraptor.jpg**
If you sacrifice to keep a bloodline going, isn't that killing a bloodline?
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The force is strong with gandalf 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Tony's Batsuit was badass in that episode.
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The force is strong with gandalf 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Damn, Yoda is looking really old since gremlins 2...
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Can't really help it 189 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
It's a shame YOUR parents weren't gay, Dimmer...
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Can't really help it 189 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
As surely as your right to practice your religion freely.
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One truth one lie 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
It's a fricken beautiful movie.
One of Bowie's finest moments...
One truth one lie 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
That depends.
Do you prefer 15-year-olds, to adults?
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One truth one lie 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Jennifer Connolly always asks the right question...unless she's asking where to get more money for heroin.
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One truth one lie 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Ok, I hate this riddle.
I looked it up, and this is probably the best explanation:
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If you asked the truth-guard, the truth-guard would tell you that the liar-guard would point to the door that leads to death.
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If you asked the liar-guard, the liar-guard would tell you that the truth-guard would point to the door that leads to death.
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Therefore, no matter who you ask, the guards tell you which door leads to death, and therefore you can pick the other door.
If you're still confused, look up "The Ricky Gervais show" version of this on YouTube.
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5 more minutes mum 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Oh thank Fuck. I've just had the most horrible dream...they were called, "humans".
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Day 580 of your daily dose of cute: Anyone up for a cattpucino? 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Can I...can I have twelve please!??
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I like babies, but 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
He looks like the Zoolander, that they don't talk about.
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How I feel when I have a dream about my husband being a d*ck 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Thank God, there's someone that sees sense!
I hate the way people think it's ok to write, just because the wording* is changed...
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Poor Drake :( 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Poor Drake? Poor Rihanna, you mean...
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How my dog begging for food 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Best. Dog breed. EVER.
Oh look! My will to live 34 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Man, I'd love that.
So many games and toys that would be worth a mint these days...
On the flipside though, if my ex-girlfriends were in there, I'd probably seal the lid up, and dump it in the North Sea.
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ok but this year is the worst 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
I found the love of my life, I must be in heaven...either that or she feeds on babies while I'm not looking :/
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What were you doing at 16? 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 years ago
Wrong country, dickhead.