He actually does talk in Mr. Bean.
Not much, and he tries to make it inaudible in some instances, but he does.
I recently revisited the episodes :)

He does have a speech impedement.
He has a particular problem with the letter "B"
Remember the line in Blackadder goes fourth (sic) when Lord Flashheart turns up and starts "woofing"?
Blackadder says: "God, it's like Crufts in here... "
The original line was: "God, it's like Battersea Dogs home, in here... "
But, because he had so much trouble pronouncing the "B" in front of a live audience, they changed it.

Have you ever heard of lube... Like, a fuck load of lube?

Anal still hits the woman's g-spot, just from a different angle.

I had to Google it, but nap... Apparently, it's fine:
"... As a general rule, the FLSA sets 14 years of age as the minimum age for employment, and limits the number of hours worked by minors under the age of 16... "

Surely, it's illegal.

I'll eat that shit. Quorn mini sausages, and the mini eggs are great with ketchup.