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kingswitcherii


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Hamsterdam! 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Forget anxiety support, this bitch would need fucking life support if I met her.
Full-on, corn fed cunt.
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"BOOOOO!" 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
You kinda make me wanna party with a Koala now...
"BOOOOO!" 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I developed Truman Syndrome for a few years after that movie.
Surprisingly enough, stopping all the drugs helped no end.
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Don't embarrass me 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They're what's known in Scotland as a "Wank", or "Little Jobbie".
They spend their time wanking about on the Jobbie farm, waiting for other people to fuck up, so nobody cottons on to their little Jobbie ways, but still pays attention to them.
Buddies 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I never get tired of this post.
It always makes me smile.
One thing that's always bothered me though, they named them Shere Khan, Baloo, and then neglected to call the Lion Simba, or Mufasa?
Bad keeper. In your bed!
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Got 'em 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
'Cause they wanted to kill people, not their career.
Taylor who? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Not one fuck shall be plucked from the giving tree.
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Guy rescues two puppies 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I've seen the rest of this video.
He takes them to get their shots, and adopts them, after nobody came to claim them.
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Rotting cucumber timelapse 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I came upon this on the last frame, and thought:
"Cucumber what? That's a fucking pigeon! "
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That's ALOT of kiddos 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
12 kids?
Damn, her privates must look like a sledgehammered fireplace...
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Vintage footage of real mermaids 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They're still Sirens, Imma stay the fuck away.
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Tail's no silent 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That's only one of the ideas.
It's not actually known if it was a form of intimidation, communication, or courtship.
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The mayonnaise bandits 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
A base for someone making organic hair conditioner, going into business?
Isn't the whole point solving the task? 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That teacher is a dick, and that guy is a legend in the making.
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Man uses Lego key to open Lego door to get inside Lego house 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That's James May, not just "some man"!
God DAMN IT!
Yeah ! Just perfect ! 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
My housemate. As much as I love the guy, he doesn't half go on about himself.
The sound of my childhood.. Rest in Peace 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Massive part of my teens. A lot of the girls I knew and crushed on loved them, so I guess that made me a fan.
I wasn't a big fan, but the Cranberries also helped form a rich tapestry of music in the 90s.
It now feels a little frayed...
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Duct Tape is American Tape in Spain 25 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
In the UK we call it Duck tape, because for some reason, we can't pronounce a 'T' in any damn word.
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Wolf 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
The size of an Irish wolfhound then?
Mega roast 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Way to pat yourself on the back for bullying, Wendy's...
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Rowan atkinson 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
He actually does talk in Mr. Bean.
Not much, and he tries to make it inaudible in some instances, but he does.
I recently revisited the episodes :)
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Rowan atkinson 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
He does have a speech impedement.
He has a particular problem with the letter "B"
Remember the line in Blackadder goes fourth (sic) when Lord Flashheart turns up and starts "woofing"?
Blackadder says: "God, it's like Crufts in here... "
The original line was: "God, it's like Battersea Dogs home, in here... "
But, because he had so much trouble pronouncing the "B" in front of a live audience, they changed it.
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You eat 28 spiders in your lifetime 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Myth. Fact. xD