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kingswitcherii


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I thought the bag was used Canada wide 34 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
We had them in the UK for a year, or so.
Then a kindly gent made complaint to the Queen, and we blasted the confounded things into the north sea via Cannon!
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In my humble opinion 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
#NotAllWomen
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Sibling life 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Not in my case.
My parents never gave more to one kid.
That is until the third came along...
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AI is going to get suicidal 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I've been trying to clean that Dot at the top of the screencap off my phone for like, two minutes...
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That's ALOT of kiddos 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Punched lasagne...
Guy rescues two puppies 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Full video.
https://youtu.be/d6qJ3jSm5l0
They're fully grown now, and Haaauge! Part Wolfhound, I'd say...
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Guy rescues two puppies 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They were fine.
This is the shot from his dash.
They came to meet him in the road when he slowed down, this is where they get a little too excited to see him and nearly got hit.
They'd been running alongside him on the dirt.
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Stu the little shit 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They're endangered, death. You'll get in twubble.
Pay for your own meal 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Maybe because you're obnoxious and fucky enough, without wine.
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Hamsterdam! 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Forget anxiety support, this bitch would need fucking life support if I met her.
Full-on, corn fed cunt.
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"BOOOOO!" 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
You kinda make me wanna party with a Koala now...
"BOOOOO!" 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I developed Truman Syndrome for a few years after that movie.
Surprisingly enough, stopping all the drugs helped no end.
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Don't embarrass me 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They're what's known in Scotland as a "Wank", or "Little Jobbie".
They spend their time wanking about on the Jobbie farm, waiting for other people to fuck up, so nobody cottons on to their little Jobbie ways, but still pays attention to them.
Buddies 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I never get tired of this post.
It always makes me smile.
One thing that's always bothered me though, they named them Shere Khan, Baloo, and then neglected to call the Lion Simba, or Mufasa?
Bad keeper. In your bed!
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Got 'em 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
'Cause they wanted to kill people, not their career.
Taylor who? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
Not one fuck shall be plucked from the giving tree.
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Guy rescues two puppies 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I've seen the rest of this video.
He takes them to get their shots, and adopts them, after nobody came to claim them.
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Rotting cucumber timelapse 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
I came upon this on the last frame, and thought:
"Cucumber what? That's a fucking pigeon! "
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That's ALOT of kiddos 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
12 kids?
Damn, her privates must look like a sledgehammered fireplace...
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Vintage footage of real mermaids 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
They're still Sirens, Imma stay the fuck away.
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Tail's no silent 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That's only one of the ideas.
It's not actually known if it was a form of intimidation, communication, or courtship.
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The mayonnaise bandits 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
A base for someone making organic hair conditioner, going into business?
Isn't the whole point solving the task? 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That teacher is a dick, and that guy is a legend in the making.
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Man uses Lego key to open Lego door to get inside Lego house 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 years ago
That's James May, not just "some man"!
God DAMN IT!